punched a shark


a phrase originating in st. therese science cl-ss, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to m-st-rb-t-
4 take a dump
1 “wow, he just went up and punched a shark!”
2 “after he jumped over charlie sheen, everyone said ‘jimmy punched a shark'”
3 “after his date sean went home and punched a shark”
4 “after the buffet i punched a shark”

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