Punched Lasagna
a “punched lasagna” is what results from a v-g-n- being vigorously fist f-cked for an extended amount of time.
“i’am taking your mother out for punched lasagna tonight.”
fear of a ugly v-g-n-
i was about to f-ck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her v-g-n- looked like a punched lasagna.
#v-g-n- #punched #lasagna #girl #hustlers #funny
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