punching your meatpie
the act of male masturbation. (see tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)
after bill came home from a backstreet boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.
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