PUNCHKIN
when a girl is giving a guy a really good bl-w j-b, and after a few minutes into it she stops and punches him as hard as she can in the b-lls.
or…
tell a guy you want to give him a bl-w j-b, after he pulls down his pants wait a few seconds and give him a super punch to the b-lls.
my boyfriend wouldn’t stop playing video games so i gave him a punchkin.
the game of punching a pumpkin. popular with teenagers around halloween.
ben and mark liked to punchkin after a few beers.
a small annoying dog, often of the chiwawa breed or similar. essentially suming up the regular definition in dog form as in something a wife or girlfriend would buy to metaphorically punch the husband/boyfriend in the b-lls on a daily basis.
guy walking a chiwawa down the street, “haha look at that punchkin”
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