punilingus
(n.) the act of orally stimulating the v-lv- or the v-g-n- through the usage of shrewd puns that t-tillate the senses.
officer john t-twhistle: “dude, you’re being indicted.”
gary fortc-x: “what for? i’ve never broken the law in my life!”
officer john t-twhistle: “your pun was too good.”
gary fortc-x: “but i make puns all the time.”
officer john t-twhistle: “yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved.”
gary fortc-x: -contrite sigh-…
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