punish

the action of f-cking someone real hard
i’m going to punish that b-tch tonight
1. to finish or consume something.
2. to f-ck someone.
3. to bash someone.
4. to beat someone at something.
5. to complete something.
1. “are you going to punish the rest of that 40’oz or what?”
“i already punished a bottle of old crow bourbon and dumped three pills. i’m off my guts, f-ck you.”
2. “i’d love to punish that little number.”
3. “i’m gunna punish that c-nt if he try’s to step up.”
4. “i punished him in a game of ‘bones’.”
5. “we punished most of the work yesterday, today we just need to punish the cash flow statement and other gpfr’s.”
someone with a personality trait so annoying they’re painful to socialize. this category may include but is not limited to:

– someone so thick that you have to explain and re-explain simple concepts to them, such as man that describes themself as a petrolhead but doesn’t know the difference between a fuse and a spark plug even though his girlfriend has explained it to him twice now.
– someone who constantly ask advice on the same personal problem over and over again, then chooses to ignore you advice and do their own thing only to ask for more advice on the same issue 2 days later.
– someone who never ever stop being a failtroll, online or offline, because they think they’re some sort of supertrolll.
person 1: “the annoying thing about cipher is that not only is he a failtroll, he has the exact same irl personality when he’s drunk.”
person 2: “how do you mean?”
person 1: “well, for example he thinks hanging out my car window while yelling ‘dongs’ at the top of his lungs is hilarious.”
person 2: “what a punish.”
the act of punishing someone by incessantly telling them puns or double entendres.

the word “pun-ish” being a pun itself.
jess: “someone stole my coffee mug!”
alan: “i guess you got mugged.”
carlos: “you know, drinking too much coffee causes a latte problems.”
alan: “carlos, stop brewing trouble.”
carlos: “alan, you mocha me sick”
alan: “i suppose the mugger has bean in the wrong places”
carlos: “no need to get your beans in bunch”
jess: “stop guys”
alan: “i bet your day is a real grind without your coffee”
carlos: “when we find the mugger, he’s getting roasted”
alan: “okay lets not pun-ish poor jess :3”
to beat the sh-t out of someone
n-gg- 1: yo, did u see the fight today at lunch?
n-gg- 2: yeah son, she punished that gurls lil -ss!
1) to defecate in a very forceful manner.
2) to defecate so much in the toilet, it is effectively “destroyed.”
3) a violent, sometimes painful expelling of fecal matter, pr-ne to leaving splatter marks in the bowl and/or on the underside of the seat of one’s toilet.
cartman: “i’m going to the bathroom!”
kyle: “dude, he’s totally punishing your toilet!”
1) to have studied really hard, to hit the books
2) to ace a test or exam
a: did you read? b: sha, i was up all night punishing!

a: yo, did you hear about kiara? b: what, that she punished the chemistry?