punking
1. a male prison inmate f-cking another male prison inmate in the -ss
2. succesfully playing a practical joke on someone
originally, the word “punk” was prison slang, meaning the first defintion. the second comes from the idea that f-cking someone in the -ss is a sign of disrespect (such as male dogs humping one another to show dominance, instead of s-xual attraction, which could very well be the motive behind prison rape as well)
“here come’ bubba, you ’bout to get f’d in the a’ ok?”
n.
the act of throwing your own -j-c-l-t- at someone, most often at their face.
monkeying, that’s sh-tting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
b-ttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone’s face.
punking, that’s the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.
“aaaaargh, my eyes!”
“you just got punked, b-tch.”
to walk around a town or city, destroying random things. to be obnoxious or annoying.
oi, mike wanna go punking with the clan?
those -ssholes are punking.
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