punography
a word to describe the cutesy names given to retail establishments that generally have a highly specialized good or service.
bill drove by the new strip center and noticed the hair salon, “a cut above,” the italian restaurant, “when in rome,” the pet store, “paws r us,” and the opthamologist’s office, “here’s looking at you!”
“i hate all this d-mn punography,” he said with disgust and drove away.
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