punt my offices
hottest new slang for “cut off my p-n-s”.
“punt my offices” is a perfect anagram for “cut off my p-n-s”
john bobbitt: why’d you punt my offices!?!
lorena: temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and s-xual abuse.
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