Punta Skinny
punta skinnny is an adjective which describes the ideal body condition for visiting punta cana on senior spring break. it is achieved after months of hard work outs, dieting, and in severe cases purging or large quant-ties of laxatives.
jordan: “are you going to eat that rice cake?”
catherine: “h-ll no! i need to get punta skinny!”
jorday: “i worked out for 3 hours today”
catherine:”why is that jordan”
jordan: “so i can be punta skinny you -ss”
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