Pupienus
a roman emperor, one of many known as “the barracks emperors” which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from february to may 238 a.d.
his f-ckin’ name sounds like p–py -n-s, man. best emperor ever.
guy #1: dude i just shat, i have a pupienus.
guy #2: you mean you have a fairly insignificant roman emperor?
guy #1: yeah.
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