puppet dick
puppet d-ck is an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. the p-n-s looks like it is covered up with a puppet. sometimes referred to as pinocchio d-ck.
tamish: how was s-x with the greek boy last night?
mary: we didn’t bang, the moment i seen he had puppet d-ck, i ran for the hills. i don’t need no u.t.i.
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