puppy parkour
parkour: holistic training for humans.
puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
when you get an untrained puppy and the motherf-cker goes completely batsh-t insane every waking moment.
jaylene: oh… i’m so glad school is out. let’s watch tv.
boom!
jane: what was that??
jaylene: oh… my new puppy. bouncing off a wall…. or the couch… or…
jane: i haven’t seen him yet…
jaylene: every minute or so he’ll hit a wall and slide down. that’s the best time to see him.
baammm!
jaylene: puppy parkour… what can i say?
jane: what breed is he?
jaylene: part chihuahua… part pug…. part r-t-rd. he’s a designer breed.
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