puppy play
appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. often found in s-xual role-playing scenarios.
janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend ralph.
when you are -n-lly doing a female, and sneakily squeeze your penor (p-n-s) out of her r-ct-m, continuously grunt as if you are still giving it to her…then you take her puppies p-n-s and put it in her r-ct-m, still grunting as if it’s yours.
then you scream “woof!”, and run out the door naked…
estimated time :32 seconds if puppy is nearby.
“man, i so totally used puppy play to ditch that fat chick last night.”
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