Puppy Playland

aka “meltal playland” (termed after the dumb-ss boss’s spelling error) gnarliest place to work in the world. you could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. a typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve sh-ts than there are dogs.
jim, the boss, is a dumb-ss who can’t spell, and who ends every sentence with the word “ummmm…..”
ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prost-tute. she is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
we get some crazy employees. tamara, for example, bought a hummer for her ugly -ss little white dog with a license plate reading “4ruffls”. she believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. tamara’s b–b job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
the day continues with fun games such as “spray ruffles with the pressure hose,” and “see if your coworker will clean up the sh-t you take when they aren’t looking.” ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost b-lls.
the place smells like sh-t, looks like sh-t, and tastes like sh-t, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
my date cancelled dinner with me because i smelled like sh-t after a nine hour shift at puppy playland.

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a place where if you park in the front parking lot, your car will be hit by a dog trainer named “sandy”
i got hit by a scion at puppy playland.
aka “meltal playland” (termed after the dumb-ss bosse’s spelling error) gnarliest place to work in the world. a typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve sh-ts than there are dogs. jim, the boss, is a dumb-ss who can’t spell, and who ends every sentence with the word “ummmm…..” it smells like sh-t, looks like sh-t, and tastes like sh-t. ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost b-lls.
my date cancelled dinner with me because i smelled like sh-t after a nine hour shift at puppy playland.