puppyism
the common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.
“i can’t believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year”, said jessica.
“haven’t you heard? puppyism is the best form of birth control. instead of having a child, they’ll just have a dog”, replied nick.
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to follow around, or “suck someones c-ck” all day.
dude jake was following diana around all day at school. yeah i heard jake loves her and is making her feel bad to back out with her. dude thats puppyism.
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