Purdy’s Law
you can get head from a girl, as long as her t-ts stick out farther than her stomach. no matter how fat the b-tch is.
“hey tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. did she p-ss purdy’s law?
ya…f-ck you i was really drunk.
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