Pure Gold


the zelda-freak that i call friend. he’s so into zelda it is embar-ssing but i still hang out with him for some reason. said individual often uses the line, “i’m pure gold, b-tch!” just because he can.

he recently bought a zelda shirt at f-g(hot) topic.
anthony: “i’m pure gold, b-tch!”
friends: “dude, shut the h-ll up before i ram that zelda sword up your zelda-hole.”

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