pure neutronium
geek term: a girl who is near-impossible to sleep with. see also frigid.
from an old star trek episode. spock had just -n-lyzed a ship, and said to the captain “sir, the hull is comprised of pure neutronium, there are no known means of penetration.”
i took lisa out last night, but that girl is pure neutronium.
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