Purefoy
a person with the name purefoy will usually be lovely, though a little bit on the nutty side. akin to a possum on lsd, that’s then had electroshock therapy. purefoy’s have a tendency to fantasise about marriage to fictional characters and have an extreme aversion to harmless insects. they require constant attention and don’t have many boundaries. they rarely have a s-xual preference: anything goes with a purefoy. men, women, animals, vegetables, you name it. they’re also good at s-x. purefoy is their name, harry potter is their game. they would make excellent adoptive parents to ferrets, provided that they didn’t have a forgetful moment and forget that ferrets existed. they always have condoms, and usually several arrests. they also have severe tourettes. should you meet a purefoy, you have two options. 1: become their best friend. 2: run in the opposite direction. unless you’re extremely dedicated, i recommend option 2. (but option 1 is the best)
if you hear: fatty fatty fatty! it’s a purefoy.
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