purpklism
when your skin turns purple because you are too cold
“oh my g-d john! i have puprklism!”
Read Also:
- Pulling a KevKev
quiting on a easy task. rather than failing epically, you pull a kevkev and just give up. person 1: oh man, i don’t know the answer to this math problem! i quit. person 2: dude, 2+2=4, stop pulling a kevkev and just finish something for yourself one freaking time.
- St. Andrew's Cross
a cross in the form of an “x” (i.e. the flag of scotland) used in bondage situations. the subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured. “while i was up on the cross, my master’s put nipple clamps on me and had random p-ssers-by tickle me constantly. it was hott.”
- shauney
hottest chick ever, should be dating a jimmy whoa!!!! shauney!!!!
- shave the bug
to shave the p-ssy. making reference to shaving the hair around the v-g-n-. dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug i dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug
- Shawnie
the most amazing girlfriend you will ever have in your life. she is the most caring, loving person that you will have ever met and you will have no idea what you would do without her in your life. she makes you smile from ear to ear and you can never be mad at her […]