Purple Ass Juice
purple -ss juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the b-ttocks.
it’s usually produced as a result of having unprotected -n-l s-x and the -n-l sphincter muscles tearing. if the individual who’s ‘giving’ has an sti or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. if anything p-sses through the -n-s while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.
the liquid’s colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. it’s texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.
purple -ss juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has purple -ss juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.
it is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer f-cked a male prost-tute to spite their filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
jimbob: eh, me no wanna be with you no more. me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me f-ck you for good time. me say bye.
-dumpee has -n-l s-x with male prost-tute out of anger-
purple -ss juice victim: oh sh-t, i’ve got purple -ss juice dribbling down my -rs-, now i want to jump off a bridge. boo hoo.
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