Purple Boner


where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of “blue b-lls” syndrome.
guy1 – “dude, i was trying to have s-x with my new girlfriend last night, and instead i got blue b-lls.”

guy2 – “you think that’s bad, i got a purple b-n-r just watching you both through the window.”

example 2: “hey mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. she is giving me a “purple b-n-r.”

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