Purple Creature
more formerly known as xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. often found wearing a purple nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere’s from big macs to dr. pepper. if you see a purple creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or jenny craig for more options on how to deal with it. please call 1-800-jenny20.
guy1: “hey dude check out that purple creature!”
guy2: “omg! his k/d ratio on call of duty must be really high!”
guy2: “ssshhhh! be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!”
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