purple-eagle
1. (noun, verb) a rare solo s-xual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own -ss. this is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.
2. (figurative verb) f-cking yourself over at a very inopportune time
rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.
he shouldn’t have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the h-ll out of it.
the best m-th-f-cking sh-t around. generally used in conjunction with the word “m-th-f-cka”
it is an internet meme from the site youtube
that b-tch right there it a m-th-f-cking purple eagle!
unknown phenomenon involving mysterious body art
unknown at this time.
yo whats purple eagle mean?
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