purple flurp
a f-cking ‘jimmy neutron’ beverage.
look at that woman who has a v-g-n-. she’s drinking purple flurp with a man who subsequently has a p-n-s. lolz!
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grab someone by the nipple on the cheast. then twist very hard and ask them to name 5 cereals and a black president. twist hard until their nipple turns purple because of the blood rushing to their pinched part. for better and quicker resl-ts, use pliers to get more leverage on the nipple. i.e. #1 […]
- pus on tap
a place where there is plenty of v-g-n- or hot girls, so much so that it is said to be ‘on tap’ like draught beer. it is readily available. sweet man, it looks like pus on tap!
- Pusselsnag
(noun): p-ss-lsnag- a person with whom you immediately regret having intercourse with, whether it be their physical appearance, character traits, annoying voice (i.e. fran drescher) etc… (verb): p-ss-lsnagged- the act of being tricked into bed with a less than desireable sub-species of human. (noun): “i was so drunk last night i took home the mother […]
- puss infected clit ring
a circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cl-terous), that happened to become infected due to nasty v-g-n- juices. i was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected cl-t ring… -everyone throws up.
- pussy trance
n. – hypnotized by the quality of s-xual intercourse therefore losing all ability to think clearly and make wise decisions. that chick was so amazing in bed that she put a p-ssy trance on me!