purple heart

jumping on the grenade at the bar, even though it was nowhere near being a sacrifice for your buddies. you still get the medal for bravery.
bro you totally deserve a purple heart for that grenade you jumped on at the bar

the purple heart is awarded to personnel who have received damage specifically from the enemy. it is one of the most respected, and oldest, decorations in the us military.
when drinking beers, often at or after a party, gathering together all the wounded soldiers (unfinished beers), pouring them into one big cup, and then drink it until it is finished.
there are so many f-cking wounded soldiers, who is doing a purple heart????
the act of triumphantly c-mming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white c-m in a fluorescent purple
my wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of h-lls kitchen made me randy.
the head of a mans p-n-s. the way the tip of the p-n-s looks while wearing a c-ck-ring. all huge p-n-ses have a purple heart on the tip of them.
my oh my mr. blank, i have never seen such a big purple heart in all my life.
when a girl sucks your b-lls so hard you get a hickie on your sac. the puple is for the color of with you b-lls turn and heart for the courage to with stand the situation.
bro my girl just gave me a purple heart.
a 1:4 kill/death ratio in bf2. this is a minimum of 5 kills and 20 deaths.

hense: you suck -ss at the game and by getting a “purple heart” even furthers you sucking -ss, except you’re now being told by ea.. ouch.

suggestions to cope with thee: die.
doooman is shooting at someone but cannot get any kills, he does however kill 5 people to his 20 deaths and recieves a giant kick-in-the–ss (purple heart). game over, you suck.
a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking -ss and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, john kerrypeanut f-cker, oh i’m sorry did i really just say that?i deserve my medals so much that i just had to throw them away, im so proud of me and my country that i’m going too picket and protest the war cause i’m so smart!
john kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of cr-p who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
the art of giving a man a very rough bl-w j-b, and as you’re giving him that bl-w j-b, the head of his c-ck turns purple.
wow, that dude got the roughest bl-w j-b of his life. did you see that purple heart on him?

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