Purple Jesus party


a party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quant-ties. the partygoers’ lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are “jesus, i’m never drinking again.”
guy 1: we should hit up kenny’s purple jesus party tonight.

guy 2: meh, i’ve gotta work tomorrow. the last thing i need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.

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