Purple Passion Rocket
take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of p-ssion.
cindy: “i heard that evan over there has a huge purple p-ssion rocket.”
evan over hears this.
evan: “how about you find out for yourself.”
(evan whips out his d-ck)
all the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant c-ck in front of them, but for the bravery of evan for whipping it out in the middle of math cl-ss.
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