Purple Penis
the stage after blue b-lls.
“oh man, its been so long since i got laid i’ve gone from blue b-lls to purple p-n-s”
the superhero alter-ego of the character cat in the newgrounds flash series r-t-rded animal babies episode 4: stupor heroes, animated by david c. lovelace. he has the ‘power to penetrate mighty fortresses’, though he ‘prefers shaved fortresses.’ see also: infinity lad, bruce willis-man,satan man, the f-cking f-cker, and the triple-d triplets.
cat: i’m the purple p-n-s! i penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
puppy: no, i called purple p-n-s!
cat: no, you said you were going to be the green p-n-s.
bunny: green p-n-s? eeeewwww!
after u f-ck your p-n-s turns purple because u f-cked witout a condom
i f-cked allie too much and i got purple p-n-s
when u f-ck in the b-tt so hard that it causes ur p-n-s to fall off.
i f-cked will in the b-tt so hard…it gave me a purple p-n-s.
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