purple rain

an expression of feeling or emotion brought on by the memory of a regretful action or loss, resulting in the personal knowledge that what has transpired cannot be corrected or undone (inspired by the popular 80s prince song):
joe – “remember that girl i dated before?”
mack – “yeah, why?”
joe – “i should have married that girl?”
mack – “nothing you can do about it now, purple rain man, purple rain.”
n. a restless feeling. a non-descript feeling of boredom, restlessness and confinement. a feeling one has when wanting to escape from responsibility (chiefly emotional) by travelling. sometimes synonymous with ‘wanderl-st.’ the desire to travel in order to escape an emotional commitment.
“waiting for the early train, sorry boy, but i’ve been hit by purple rain.” -america (ventura highway).
prince’s autobiographical movie, produced in the 1980’s. the concept was later ripped off to make eminem’s “8 mile” and 50 cent’s “get rich or die trying”.
when purple rain came out, prince was the sh-t.
another name for sizurp or: one part strawberry soda (8oz), one part cough syrup, one teaspoon crushed codeine.
beanie sigel – purple rain: please don’t blow my high, when i’m sippin on that purple rain. i know it might sound crazy/it keeps me lazy
1. one of the greatest alb-ms ever recorded.
2. a very good song that is one of the ten best in the career of prince rogers nelson.
3. a mildly r-t-rded and plotless movie that was essentially a long-form music video of the alb-m.
i bought the purple rain soundtrack so i could hear the song purple rain and the eight other immaculate tracks that got me to watch that entire piece of sh-t movie.
purple rain is when a guy c-ms on his partner under a blacklight. the blacklight makes the s-m-n glow purple as it rains down on their face. therefore making purple rain.

some say that its only a gay thing where a guy c-ms on another guy, but i don’t see why it has to be limited to that.
“dude, check this out. i just got this new blacklight. so next time i bust a load on her face, it’ll glow!”

“woah, thats purple rain bro!!”
1)prince’s #1 song in the whole entire world.
2)my anthem.
3)the best movie of all time.
i only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain…
purple rain: noun: (not to be confused with the artist, prince’s, alb-m), is an alcoholic beverage containing the following ingredients:

1 jug of purple hawaiian punch
2 liters of sprite
1.5 orange creme sodas
1 handle of vodka (preferably seagram’s, or smirnoff)

split between 2 (two) – 2 gallon jugs (split all above ingredients between to empty jugs of water or milk)

this alcholic beverage is known to deceive it’s consumers but beware, each cup (solo cup) contains 2+ shots (of vodka) a piece
“aye, so this purple rain aint nothin to mess with” – guy
“my friend just had two cups, she’s messeeeed up! you sure there’s alcohol in there?” -girl

“hunch punch or purple rain?” -girl #1
“purple rain. you can’t even taste the alcohol” -girl #2

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