purple sandwich


when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .
lifeguard: are you gay?

gay guy: why yes i am

lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

gay guy: yes,yes it is

lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

gay guy : yes lets!

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