Purple Schlong
the act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his p-n-s and ball-sack, then smack there p-n-s and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
“dude want to give nick a purple schl-ng?”
“totally, ill go get the ice”
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