purple scud muffin
a girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has sh-t in her v-g-n-.
(joey) man, i wanna f-ck a purple scud m-ffin!
(colter) you wanna f-ck a what man?
(joey) you know a purple scud m-ffin “look it up”.
(colter) oh you mean like kylie.
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