purple shit


the “purple sh-t” is the official name for the large, and violet mcdonald’s character.
john: what toy did you get in your happy meal?
bill: i got a purple sh-t. what did you get?
a substance inexplicably present at meetings between close, air-brained math cl-ss friends. also, can be used as a wild card sort of word, when words just don’t come to mind but your lips keep moving.

-ssociated motions: jazz fingers, followed by a quick jerking “yesssss!” motion with both fists, is commonly understood as sign language for the phrase.
“man, the purple sh-t is all over! you know what i’m talking about. it’s purple… sh-t… you totally know.”
the aftermath of a mcdonald’s meal. too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple sh-ts. ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“i ate too much chicky nuggets ima be sick!”
“your gonna have a case of the purple sh-ts fo sure!!!”

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