Purple Slurple
when two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the -sshole and slurps it out. common for both straight and gay couples
tom: did you have fun last night?
ben: i purple slurpled that sh-t up! i love blueberry jelly!
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