Purple Surprise
when a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have s-x with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted v-g-n-, demonstrating that she is not white.
“so i took alisha out for dinner last night, and we had s-x?”
“how was she?”
“she had the purple surprise.”
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