purple wristband
an australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. most often attractive females and commonly -ssociated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.
oi, look at that purple wristband”, “where?”, “you bl–dy creep!
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