purrfictionary
n. 1. the book of fictional ‘facts’ so purrfectly incorrect it is absolute fiction but ascribed by some part-tards and others dumber than a bucket of hammers as the absolute truth according to any contributing source that says what they want to hear. 2. encyclopedia of lies and misrepresentations. 3. belief by cat lovers that cats will take control of the world after the 2012 mayan world collapse prediction is fulfilled. 4. the notion that garfield is capable of losing 10 pounds.
the part-tard changed the subject topic of discussion by relying on a purrfictionary entry which was utterly erroneous and served to validate their rectalcranial condition.
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