purrvert
someone who gets s-xual pleasure out of looking or playing with cats.
“i saw a guy in petsmart looking at the kittens with a creepy smile on his face. he’s such a purrvert.”
a cat that enjoys watching people have s-x.
my cat’s a total purrvert. every time i give my girl a hot carl she’s right there watching.
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