Purse Dogma
1. the irrefutable law that any woman with a purse dog is a pretentious, vapid c-nt
2. the indisputable truth that any pet belonging to paris hilton would beg for a lethal injection
when categorizing female celebrities, the application of purse dogma is essential.
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