Purse of no return


the tendency for any object in a woman’s purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
kelly: hurry up! we’re going to be late!
naomi: (digging in her purse) i just need to find my keys! they’re somewhere in my purse of no return!

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