purse to ass factor


dress-code camouflage through the use of variable purse size. developed in order to maintain the appearance of relative female -ss proportions; given the m-ssive fluctuation to which any given female -ss is pr-ne.
woman: “does this dress make me look fat?”
man: “well, in order to maintain a favorable purse to -ss factor you’ll need to hook up a shoulder strap on that foot locker crate over there.
woman: “f-ck you!”

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