purty titties


mountainous views which resemble t-tties. attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes b-mpy land. b-mpy land can certainly be consider purty t-tties too.

commonly used amongst folks in west virginiatucky.

white trash slang for some f-ckin mountains.
holy sh-t, those mountains sure do look like some purty t-tties.

them mountains have the purtiest t-tties in west virginia.

look ma, see them big purty t-tties up there?

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