Push-Of-War


opposite of tug-of-war. it’s a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent’s -ss. the -ss opponent tries to take a sh-t, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the sh-t doesn’t go in their mouth. whoever holds out the longest wins.
i killed tutton in a push-of-war contest. i can’t believed he thought he could beat me.

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