Push Pop

the act of masturbating whilst taking a sh-t.
kev: you took a long time in the toilet
andy: yeah, i was having a push pop
the reverse of a rusty trombone, it is when the female (or male) stimulates their male partner’s -n-s with their fingers (preferrably a big thumbs up) while simultaneously performing oral s-x.
sue was giving me a great beej but then, to my dismay, i felt her thumb up my -ss. that b-tch gave me a push pop!
wh-r-, sl-t, c-ckgobbler. you average female.
“i went to this bar last night and met this pushpop. i pushed her f-ckin aguuuu…”
the ultimate late 80’s and early 90’s sweets. the sweet to be seen pushing while playing on a barcode battler.
dude a: “i hate you, you big chump.” -pushes dude b-

dude b: “don’t push me, push a push pop”

dude a: “wow, you’re all retro, wanna be friends?”

dude b: “no.”
when you’re t-ty f-cking and after every thrust, your girl licks the tip of your d-ck lick it’s a popsicle
person 1: hey patrick how was your date with kate last night?
patrick: daawg i push popped her hard

-both high five-
referring to a male that has an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
tony totally had a push-pop.
pushpop is a term usually used by the elderly to insult kids without using crude words. many times used to replace “you little sh-t!”
“give me a break old man!”
“you better watch it pushpop!”

“get off my lawn pushpop!”
“put on some pants grandpa!”

“those darned kids and there pop music!”
“i know alfred, those pushpops better turn of that miley gaga.”

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