push-up balls
when the scr-t-m becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid p-n-s, causing it to resemble a semi.
may occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
josh: dude your d-ck is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?
drew: nah bro, i’ve got push-up b-lls.
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