push up bra

false advertising of a woman’s br–sts making them bigger and higher.
man, she had some nice t-tties until i got her home and then she took her bra off and her t-ts fell to her knees. i hate push up bras!
to make ur b–bs look better
omg she looks so d-mn fine she must be wearing a push up bra!
a life saver for any female with less than a c cup.
she’s d-mn lucky she’s wearin’ that push up bra or else she’d have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
a bra used to make b–bs look bigger;
used by girls to make them look like women
i just got a push-up bra
-a device used by women to spread lies.
-since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
person 1: your grandma has huge t-ts!
person 2: she wears a push up bra, it turns her t-ts from an a to a double d in a single bound.
person 1: i don’t care about her lies, “whats your number granny?!”
bras which push up girls b–bs making them appear perkier and bigger

but they lie they are not that perky or that big

don’t trust her shes dishonest
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new

-pushs it up to make the b–bs bounce-

very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)

-girl take off bra in a tease but alas they are not like you thought. they are small and droopy-

very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right

-girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
the term used to describe a lesbian woman, who uses a man to look straight. female equivalent to a gay man using a woman as a beard.
isn’t she gay?
yeah, he’s just her push up bra.

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