pushwick
one who lives in bushwick and is always nudging you to trek out there.
jeanne: “you should totally come out to see this band werewolf brethren tonight!”
henry: “oh yeah, where’s it at?”
jeanne: “it’s at this awesome art loft by some abandoned train warehouse in bushwick, like sixteen bands live there.”
henry: “oh, huh, that’s kind of far…”
jeanne: “come on, it’s gonna be so rad. don’t you want to see these bands before they blow up?”
henry: “you’re such a godd-mn pushwick. i should have known.”
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