puss pirate
1. a person who commits illegal p-ssy penetration while victim is sleeping.
2. any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the p-ssy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
i feel guilty; that girl i took home being so drunk, fell asleep and i had no choice but to puss pirate her.
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